Internet Truth Seeker Pillows

If you meet someone online who says he's a 22 year old software millionaire who looks like Harry Styles he's really unemployed, 45 and lives with his mother!

Squeezing the Free Press.

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"It's such a lovely day!"

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

Press Freedom

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Skeptic Tank.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Letters escape from a caged book.

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Truth

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"Which news channel should we watch?"

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Information...political rhetoric

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

"How's this for transparency: Our product isn't organic but our bullshit advertising it!"

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

'Everyone distrusts spin. . . so let's go back to old-fashioned lying.'