Conscience Crusader Pillows

The Human Stain.

Taking the high ground with your ethics

Texas Abortion Obstacle Course

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Be kind"

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

'Way too much information on your resume.'

Please Give

'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.'

"Your Honor, we the jury blame the victim."

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

Be an Anti-Bullying Hero! Choose Respect.

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

"Isn't it more important to learn how to be a decent human being?"

Food Banks - The Need/The Donation.

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

Money - troops to fight terrorism, promote democracy, protest oil? Lots and lots. Money, help, attention, to save 800,000 people from starvation? Not much.

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."

Bees full of righteous indignation swarm the honey company's executive suite.

Never Apologize for Being Yourself

'This is outrageous! I could go to prison for sending miners into an unsafe mine!'

'Wow, she's still here! That's what I like about Sally, she has a great work ethic!'

'All equality acts are created equal but some are more equal than others.'

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

"What??? For that money I used to get at least a judge, a congressman, and a city councilman!!"