Ethics Crusader Pillows

'Way too much information on your resume.'

'The checks from lobbyists are in...the balances of our super PACs are up...'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

Anti-war libra.

'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.'

"See. . .? We did do something."

Flushing Democracy

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

"Your Honor, we the jury blame the victim."

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'I want to sue my veterinarian. He didn't keep doctorpatient confidentiality and blabbed about my sex change operation to the tabloids.'

Holder Ooopsie

Supreme Liberty Court

Arms Industry increases sales by 8.5%

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

"Your Honor, gangsta rap made me do it."

"Those are muzzles for whistleblowers."

Olympic flame sending postcard - 'Wish I wasn't here.'

American flag with the shadow of a gun.

"Of course Mahmoud Khalil broke the law! Look, there's no such 1st Amendment in the Constitution!"

'What you say here remains confidential. Except what I tell my wife and she dishes to her gossipy girlfriends.'

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

Spiked prison bunk.

'You're under arrest for disturbing the peace.'

Selling Justice

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

Bees full of righteous indignation swarm the honey company's executive suite.

John Lewis

'We deliver all the justice you can afford.'

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."

"We audit at dawn."