Ethics Crusader Prints

'Way too much information on your resume.'

'The checks from lobbyists are in...the balances of our super PACs are up...'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

Anti-war libra.

Racial Profiling

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

When it comes to health issues, I'd rather listen to a physician than a spin doctor.

Funny, this is the same pill the head of the price-gouging drug company needs to take so he can sleep at night, too. Pharmac …

'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.'

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"See. . .? We did do something."

Flushing Democracy

"Your Honor, we the jury blame the victim."

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'I want to sue my veterinarian. He didn't keep doctorpatient confidentiality and blabbed about my sex change operation to the tabloids.'

Supreme Liberty Court

Arms Industry increases sales by 8.5%

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

Holder Ooopsie

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

"Your Honor, gangsta rap made me do it."

American flag with the shadow of a gun.

Olympic flame sending postcard - 'Wish I wasn't here.'

"Of course Mahmoud Khalil broke the law! Look, there's no such 1st Amendment in the Constitution!"

"Those are muzzles for whistleblowers."

'What you say here remains confidential. Except what I tell my wife and she dishes to her gossipy girlfriends.'

'You're under arrest for disturbing the peace.'

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

Spiked prison bunk.

Selling Justice

John Lewis

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."

'We deliver all the justice you can afford.'