Heartfelt Philosopher Gifts

Vases, hearts & organizations

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

George Orwell

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

Et in Arcadia Ego

Free speech isn't cheap!

"Nihilistic customer service"

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

"Don't believe in labels."

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

'Okay - who leaked?'

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

'It was my unfair dismissal claim cap.'

'All I know is that when life hands you a lemon, you're supposed to make lemonade...is there such a thing as curveballade?'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

'Get an afterlife!'

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.