Light-hearted Philosophers Gifts

"At least we've got plenty of time to catch up with the obituaries!"

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Get crazy once in a while

At the 2021 Religious Games

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Going Down?

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"FREEDOM!!!"

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

Church Parking Space Reserved For Sinner Of The Week

The Meaning of Life

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

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"Grab a lollypop on your way out."

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

'I see you've been chasing parked cars again. Wanna talk about it?'

'I had multiple personalities.'

"But Mom said to ask YOU!"

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'

"Hemorrhoids. Any other questions?!"

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

'But if night falls, why does day break?'

The Invention of the Tea Light