Light-hearted Theorist Gifts

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

Get crazy once in a while

At the 2021 Religious Games

Going Down?

"FREEDOM!!!"

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

Capital

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

Church Parking Space Reserved For Sinner Of The Week

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

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'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

'I see you've been chasing parked cars again. Wanna talk about it?'

"Great sermon! - When it comes to sin, you sure know what you're talking about!"

'I had multiple personalities.'

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

"But Mom said to ask YOU!"

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

The Invention of the Tea Light

'I'm working through some anger issues.'

"Oh, I don't mind being called 'Reaper', it's the 'Grim' part that gets me...my name is actually Darryl and I'm a pretty happy guy!"

"Your prayers may be recorded for quality and training purposes and will be answered by the next available deity."

"Excuse me...is there a dressing room with a slimming mirror and soft light..."

"Life's too short to be taken seriously..."

'Take it for stress. It helps to laugh at yourself.'

Golf ball escaping.

'Hey! Those things aren't toys, you know.'

"You haven't had sex since 1959? You shouldn't complain - it's only ten past eight now..."

'Don't feel too badly about your post, I used to work for the News of the World.'

"Yes, Gramps, we agreed to follow 'until death do us part' with the caveat that we might be placed in separate wings of the assisted living facility."