Heartfelt Philosopher Pillows

Vases, hearts & organizations

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

Free speech isn't cheap!

Et in Arcadia Ego

"Nihilistic customer service"

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

"Don't believe in labels."

'Okay - who leaked?'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

'Get an afterlife!'

'All I know is that when life hands you a lemon, you're supposed to make lemonade...is there such a thing as curveballade?'

'It was my unfair dismissal claim cap.'

Early Man Late Man

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"