Feeling Philosopher Pillows

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"Nihilistic customer service"

Et in Arcadia Ego

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

Free speech isn't cheap!

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

Philosopher trading cards.

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

"Now look, Frank, Molly, there's nothing wrong with a Polar Bear and a Penguin being in a relationship. In fact, in my experience, Polar opposites attract!"

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."