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Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today, everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grader means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanted to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

George Orwell

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

Et in Arcadia Ego

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

"Nihilistic customer service"

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

Free speech isn't cheap!

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

Philosopher trading cards.

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"I'm not against going to couples therapy, but it feels weird to do it on a first date."

(Diamonds shining, … Dancing, dining, …with some man in a restaurant. Is that all you really want?) (Are you making this up?) (Unsophisticated Lady)

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."