Love Philosopher T-Shirts

"I don't want your apology - I want you to be sorry."

"I love you, but not in that way."

Rioters carrying sign reading 'Actually, it's more complicated than that'.

"Our lives are so predictable." - "I knew you were going to say that."

"I'm confused. Is this the start of something, the end of something, or the whole something?"

'Yes, but how long will you love me forever?'

'You CAN change a man, but then they divorce you, remarry and the new wife reaps all the benefits.'

"It's not a zero sum game, Maureen. Just because I've met someone else doesn't mean I've stopped loving you."

"If you could time-travel back to any period in history, would your love for me keep you from going?"

"Sure, I love you, but I can't stand to be hurt again."

"This is probably where we'll part."

"Are we percolating or festering?"

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

'The affirmation of one's own life, happiness, growth, freedom, is rooted in one's capacity to love.'

Cherub tries to prevent a man from declaring his love for a woman.

Love

"Dear USPS - Julie Michael's mail is no longer in care of Apt. 8-B. She has moved out to Queens. Queens!! Can you believe it??? Three years I devoted to that woman! Oh, well. C'est la vie. I'll find someone else I suppose. Eventually. Yeah, right!"

'Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.'

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

"Come back—I can change!"

Woman thinking - "But is it a real relationship?"

"There's men for you: here today, gone today!"

'I think I would love you more if I called it something other than love.'

The Love

'Do I love you for your body or your mind? Is this a trick question?'

'Perhaps'

'Why do I always fall for the guys who treat me like dirt?'

'My guess is you're not here looking for a casual relationship.'

'You have to realise, my scientific background means that I don't experience love as a mystery, or even as love.'

Female Dominance.

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

'Everybody should love somebody.' - 'Trouble, too many people choose themselves.'

'Marriage ain't for this puppy. I'm way too romantic.'

'She loves me, she loves me not. Maybe, who cares, what the hey!'

"Yes, even with all the progress they're making in geriatrics, marriage is still 'til death do you part."