Love Philosopher T-Shirts

"I don't want your apology - I want you to be sorry."

"I love you, but not in that way."

Rioters carrying sign reading 'Actually, it's more complicated than that'.

"Our lives are so predictable." - "I knew you were going to say that."

"I'm confused. Is this the start of something, the end of something, or the whole something?"

'You CAN change a man, but then they divorce you, remarry and the new wife reaps all the benefits.'

"It's not a zero sum game, Maureen. Just because I've met someone else doesn't mean I've stopped loving you."

"Sure, I love you, but I can't stand to be hurt again."

"If you could time-travel back to any period in history, would your love for me keep you from going?"

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"Are we percolating or festering?"

"This is probably where we'll part."

'Perhaps'

'Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.'

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

"Come back—I can change!"

Woman thinking - "But is it a real relationship?"

"There's men for you: here today, gone today!"

'I think I would love you more if I called it something other than love.'

The Love

'Do I love you for your body or your mind? Is this a trick question?'

"Yes, even with all the progress they're making in geriatrics, marriage is still 'til death do you part."

'Why do I always fall for the guys who treat me like dirt?'

'My guess is you're not here looking for a casual relationship.'

'You have to realise, my scientific background means that I don't experience love as a mystery, or even as love.'

Female Dominance.

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

'Everybody should love somebody.' - 'Trouble, too many people choose themselves.'

'Marriage ain't for this puppy. I'm way too romantic.'

'She loves me, she loves me not. Maybe, who cares, what the hey!'

Prisoner of love...man trapped in a spinning heart jail.

"It's just as easy to love a man with a pension as to love a man without one."

"In love, if you have to choose your battles, you've already lost the war."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'The affirmation of one's own life, happiness, growth, freedom, is rooted in one's capacity to love.'