Philosophers Of Love T-Shirts

"Why do men persue women they have no intention of marrying?"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"Moulting"

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

Scurile travels

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

"I'm not against going to couples therapy, but it feels weird to do it on a first date."

"Now look, Frank, Molly, there's nothing wrong with a Polar Bear and a Penguin being in a relationship. In fact, in my experience, Polar opposites attract!"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

"Today's sermon will be followed immediately by a rebuttal from the opposition."

"No, no - that's not the company sales, that's my marriage."

"If you could time-travel back to any period in history, would your love for me keep you from going?"

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."