Philosophers Of Love Gifts

"Why do men persue women they have no intention of marrying?"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

When two philosophers date. So

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Moulting"

Conference on the Control of Time and Space. Left to Right: Isaac Newton, Aristotle, HG Wells, Ptolemy,Isaac Asimov, Albert Einstein, Galileo, Copernicus.

Scurile travels

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

"I'm not against going to couples therapy, but it feels weird to do it on a first date."

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"Now look, Frank, Molly, there's nothing wrong with a Polar Bear and a Penguin being in a relationship. In fact, in my experience, Polar opposites attract!"

(Diamonds shining, … Dancing, dining, …with some man in a restaurant. Is that all you really want?) (Are you making this up?) (Unsophisticated Lady)

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

"Today's sermon will be followed immediately by a rebuttal from the opposition."

"No, no - that's not the company sales, that's my marriage."

"If you could time-travel back to any period in history, would your love for me keep you from going?"

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

Lance, do I make you want to be a better man? Let me put it this way, Gloria: you definitely make me want to SEEM to be a better man.

'Have you been working out?'

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.