Love’s Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift that combines love and philosophy? Our creative collection features products inspired by the great thinkers, blending wit, humor, and a touch of wisdom—ideal for the love's philosopher in your life.

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"A heart transplant is not an option for a broken heart, Ms. Martin!"

"A heart transplant is not an option for a broken heart, Ms. Martin!" mockup

"A heart transplant is not an option for a broken heart, Ms. Martin!"

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"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?" mockup

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

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'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.' mockup

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

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Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life. mockup

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

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'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.' mockup

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

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'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.' mockup

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

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"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!" mockup

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

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'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?' mockup

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

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"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash." mockup

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

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"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there." mockup

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

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"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x." mockup

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

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'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?' mockup

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

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'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.' mockup

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

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Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up. mockup

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

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"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place." mockup

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

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"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"The emoji she used says she loves me..." mockup

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

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"Hello - I'm from the future..."

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"Nihilistic customer service"

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"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity." mockup

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

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'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould' mockup

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

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"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!" mockup

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

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"Moulting"

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Et in Arcadia Ego

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'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?' mockup

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

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Free speech isn't cheap!

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Scurile travels

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"I'm not against going to couples therapy, but it feels weird to do it on a first date."

"I'm not against going to couples therapy, but it feels weird to do it on a first date." mockup

"I'm not against going to couples therapy, but it feels weird to do it on a first date."

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“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?” mockup

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

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"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man." mockup

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

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Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object." mockup

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

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"Don't believe in labels."

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"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy." mockup

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

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'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!' mockup

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

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Love’s Philosopher Gifts Collection

Love’s Philosopher Mugs

Explore our mugs collection for love’s philosophers and find the perfect gift that combines wit, wisdom, and affection.

Love’s Philosopher Pillows

Check out our pillows for love’s philosophers to add cozy, intellectual charm to any room in a witty, heartfelt way.

Love’s Philosopher Prints

Discover art prints that capture the essence of love and philosophy, ideal for inspiring and decorating thoughtful spaces.

Love’s Philosopher T-Shirts

Browse our t-shirts for love’s philosophers and wear your heart and mind on your sleeve with clever, romantic designs.