Philosopher Of Love Gifts

Lovers Leap and Quantum Lovers Leap.

'It will never work - you believe in the imposible dream while I dream the improbable dream!'

The Love Machine - out of order.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"Call me?"

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

When two philosophers date. So

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

"Nihilistic customer service"

Free speech isn't cheap!

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Moulting"

Et in Arcadia Ego

Conference on the Control of Time and Space. Left to Right: Isaac Newton, Aristotle, HG Wells, Ptolemy,Isaac Asimov, Albert Einstein, Galileo, Copernicus.

Citizen of the world.

Scurile travels

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"