Philosopher Of Love Pillows

Lovers Leap and Quantum Lovers Leap.

'It will never work - you believe in the imposible dream while I dream the improbable dream!'

The Love Machine - out of order.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"Call me?"

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"Moulting"

Free speech isn't cheap!

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

Et in Arcadia Ego

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

"Nihilistic customer service"

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

Citizen of the world.

Scurile travels

"Now look, Frank, Molly, there's nothing wrong with a Polar Bear and a Penguin being in a relationship. In fact, in my experience, Polar opposites attract!"

"Death coach..."

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."