Philosopher Of Desire Pillows

'Think of her as an illusion.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Free speech isn't cheap!

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

"Nihilistic customer service"

"Moulting"

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

Et in Arcadia Ego

Scurile travels

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Don't believe in labels."

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

"I'm not against going to couples therapy, but it feels weird to do it on a first date."

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”