Love Philosophers Gifts

The Statistics of Love

'Yes, you guessed it, Einstein, it's a hole where my heart used to be.'

"Baldo, the woman you marry only has to love you. Nothing else matters."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Lesbian civil partnership.

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Romance

Right click for yes...

A heart shaped cake

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

I only have eyes for you

Powerful Love.

Cupid and Targets

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"I love you, you big fool."

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Paint pots in love

'Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

"I heard they mate for life."

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Holding hands

"This will be hilarious!"

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

Dancing in pyjamas

Love linked

Romance