Love Philosophers Gifts

"Baldo, the woman you marry only has to love you. Nothing else matters."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Lesbian civil partnership.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Romance

Right click for yes...

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

A heart shaped cake

"I love you, you big fool."

I only have eyes for you

Powerful Love.

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"I heard they mate for life."

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"This will be hilarious!"

Romance

Holding hands

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

Paint pots in love

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

Dancing in pyjamas

Love linked

'Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'