Calm Philosophy Lover Gifts

'I appreciate the calmness it would bring, I just have trouble letting go..'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"Moulting"

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Scurile travels

"Show off."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

"Today's sermon will be followed immediately by a rebuttal from the opposition."

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

'Have you been working out?'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

"The meaning of life at a glance"

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'Calm down darling... now what do you mean the tortoise has gone berserk?'

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."