Calm Philosophy Lover Gifts

'I appreciate the calmness it would bring, I just have trouble letting go..'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Moulting"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

Conference on the Control of Time and Space. Left to Right: Isaac Newton, Aristotle, HG Wells, Ptolemy,Isaac Asimov, Albert Einstein, Galileo, Copernicus.

Scurile travels

"Show off."

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

"Today's sermon will be followed immediately by a rebuttal from the opposition."

'Have you been working out?'

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

"The meaning of life at a glance"

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

'Calm down darling... now what do you mean the tortoise has gone berserk?'

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

Bookski Inc. Das Kapital. Sorry, Mister Marz, but we can't give you a big advance just because you need it.

National Security Agency. "The unexamined life is not worth living." Entrance. I doubt they mean that in the same way Socrates did!

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."