Wise Philosopher Gifts

'If all the other dogs in the neighborhood were barking, would you bark, too? Wait, let me try something else...'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Ban on Free Speech

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

Humans...What is their purpose?

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Historical memory is on life support.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Jean-Paul Sartre

Voltaire

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

What's normal?

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"It's such a lovely day!"

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I don't like the looks of that!"