Witty Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift that tickles the mind and the funny bone? Our collection for the witty philosopher features products that blend clever quotes and thought-provoking humor. Perfect for sparking insightful conversations or adding a touch of wisdom with a twist to their daily routine. Whether it's a mug for their coffee, a t-shirt for their casual wear, a pillow for their lounge, or an art print to inspire their space, you'll find something that resonates with their love of wit and philosophy.

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Life is Unfair: Insert $1,000 - Get Nothing in Return.

Life is Unfair: Insert $1,000 - Get Nothing in Return. mockup

Life is Unfair: Insert $1,000 - Get Nothing in Return.

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'I lived a prosperous, but frugal life.'

'I lived a prosperous, but frugal life.' mockup

'I lived a prosperous, but frugal life.'

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Nasa is looking for earth-like planets. . . There's got to be one out there with poverty and crime!

Nasa is looking for earth-like planets. . . There's got to be one out there with poverty and crime! mockup

Nasa is looking for earth-like planets. . . There's got to be one out there with poverty and crime!

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Exercise and diet at the same time - open and close your refrigerator door 100 times.

Exercise and diet at the same time - open and close your refrigerator door 100 times. mockup

Exercise and diet at the same time - open and close your refrigerator door 100 times.

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"Of course they're clever. They have to be clever. They haven't got any money."

"Of course they're clever. They have to be clever. They haven't got any money." mockup

"Of course they're clever. They have to be clever. They haven't got any money."

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"Yeah, we thought about having kids, but we didn't want to give up our lifestyle."

"Yeah, we thought about having kids, but we didn't want to give up our lifestyle." mockup

"Yeah, we thought about having kids, but we didn't want to give up our lifestyle."

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The hardest instrument to play second fiddle.

The hardest instrument to play second fiddle. mockup

The hardest instrument to play second fiddle.

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Bob woke up feeling worse than ever. He blamed his overnight success bag - which openly mocked him and never held enough underwear.

Bob woke up feeling worse than ever. He blamed his overnight success bag - which openly mocked him and never held enough underwear. mockup

Bob woke up feeling worse than ever. He blamed his overnight success bag - which openly mocked him and never held enough underwear.

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Can we see our way clear to doing something about air pollution?

Can we see our way clear to doing something about air pollution? mockup

Can we see our way clear to doing something about air pollution?

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'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.' mockup

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

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A swelled head may not be so bad - depends on what it's filled with.

A swelled head may not be so bad - depends on what it's filled with. mockup

A swelled head may not be so bad - depends on what it's filled with.

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How come a lot of virile men are too weak for indoor work?

How come a lot of virile men are too weak for indoor work? mockup

How come a lot of virile men are too weak for indoor work?

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"Do you realize that they pay our teacher to come to school every day and we do it for free?"

"Do you realize that they pay our teacher to come to school every day and we do it for free?" mockup

"Do you realize that they pay our teacher to come to school every day and we do it for free?"

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"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide." mockup

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

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"Bed Spread"

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"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs." mockup

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

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At the 2021 Religious Games

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'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.' mockup

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

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'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?' mockup

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

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"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities." mockup

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

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"I don't like lawyer jokes. Lawyers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes."

"I don't like lawyer jokes. Lawyers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes." mockup

"I don't like lawyer jokes. Lawyers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes."

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"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors." mockup

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

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'Oh, and one more thing

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Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10 mockup

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

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"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars." mockup

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

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'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.' mockup

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

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"I got the grant! I'm researching whether money can buy happiness."

"I got the grant! I'm researching whether money can buy happiness." mockup

"I got the grant! I'm researching whether money can buy happiness."

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'I see you've been chasing parked cars again. Wanna talk about it?'

'I see you've been chasing parked cars again. Wanna talk about it?' mockup

'I see you've been chasing parked cars again. Wanna talk about it?'

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Mom's Mortuary

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"But Mom said to ask YOU!"

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"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!" mockup

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

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'What do you mean, you're having second thoughts...?'

'What do you mean, you're having second thoughts...?' mockup

'What do you mean, you're having second thoughts...?'

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'I had multiple personalities.'

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'We now have a drug to cure 'writer's block' but a common side effect is plagiaism.'

'We now have a drug to cure 'writer's block' but a common side effect is plagiaism.' mockup

'We now have a drug to cure 'writer's block' but a common side effect is plagiaism.'

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Plug: ' OHHH, Baby Baby.'

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Witty Philosopher Gifts Collection

Witty Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of witty philosophy mugs—ideal for coffee lovers who enjoy a clever twist with their morning brew.

Witty Philosopher Pillows

Check out our witty philosophy pillows—bring humor and inspiration to any lounge or bedroom with cleverly printed quotes.

Witty Philosopher Prints

Discover inspiring and humorous philosophy prints that add a touch of wit and wisdom to your décor, sparking conversation and reflection.

Witty Philosopher T-Shirts

Browse our selection of witty philosophy t-shirts—perfect for making a humorous statement and showcasing a love for clever thinking.