Witty Intellectual Gifts

Looking for a gift that celebrates the sharp mind and quick wit of an intellectual? Our collection features humorous, clever items perfect for someone who enjoys a mix of humor and intellect. From playful mugs to witty t-shirts, find the ideal present that sparks conversation and showcases their love for smart humor. These thoughtfully designed pieces are sure to bring a smile to any clever thinker.

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Looking Daggers

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"I don't like lawyer jokes. Lawyers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes."

"I don't like lawyer jokes. Lawyers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes." mockup

"I don't like lawyer jokes. Lawyers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes."

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To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.) mockup

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

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"Bed Spread"

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'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.' mockup

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

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Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

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My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too. mockup

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

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'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?' mockup

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

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I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist. mockup

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

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'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.' mockup

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

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'To err is human... but to forgive is against company policy!'

'To err is human... but to forgive is against company policy!' mockup

'To err is human... but to forgive is against company policy!'

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"He belongs to a lawyer."

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'Oh, and one more thing

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'He never listened to his mother!' mockup

'He never listened to his mother!'

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Sharp Eyes

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"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

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You trip on it, you buy it.

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'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.' mockup

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

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"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay." mockup

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

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"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying." mockup

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

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Bagel problems.

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'Doctor, one placebo or two with your tea?'

'Doctor, one placebo or two with your tea?' mockup

'Doctor, one placebo or two with your tea?'

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"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable." mockup

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

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'I'd better check it for punctuation before you give it to him.'

'I'd better check it for punctuation before you give it to him.' mockup

'I'd better check it for punctuation before you give it to him.'

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Bell Hop

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'I feel I owe a lot to my country.' - 'So, you haven't paid your income tax again.'

'I feel I owe a lot to my country.' - 'So, you haven't paid your income tax again.' mockup

'I feel I owe a lot to my country.' - 'So, you haven't paid your income tax again.'

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Male On Sunday

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'What can we do to reduce our spending?'

'What can we do to reduce our spending?' mockup

'What can we do to reduce our spending?'

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'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...' mockup

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'

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"We should have taken a eweber."

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Change Of Heart

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'I thought I could dance...'

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Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.

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Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.

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"I beg to differ, Miss. My answer is correct. It's your question that's wrong."

"I beg to differ, Miss. My answer is correct. It's your question that's wrong." mockup

"I beg to differ, Miss. My answer is correct. It's your question that's wrong."

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Cross Umbrella

from $19.00

Witty Intellectual Gifts Collection

Witty Intellectual Mugs

Browse our collection of witty mugs and find the perfect clever gift that will make every coffee break a delightful moment.

Witty Intellectual Pillows

Explore our witty pillows that add a humorous and smart touch to any space, ideal for those who love clever home accessories.

Witty Intellectual Prints

Shop our witty prints and bring a smart, humorous vibe into your decor, perfect for the intellectually inclined who appreciate clever design.

Witty Intellectual T-Shirts

Find your next favorite witty t-shirt to celebrate the clever, humorous side of your favorite intellectual — perfect for casual, fun styles.