Clever Philosopher Gifts

I'm writing on the wall - take that society!

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

At the 2021 Religious Games

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Beyond the known and the unknown.

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

The Meaning of Life

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

Rodin's 'The Thinker' imagines himself as Rodin's 'The Kiss'.

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"