Thoughtful Philosopher Gifts

Caution: Perfectionists at Work Next 1/4 Mile.

Conflict is harder to sustain when you don't see everything in black and white.

'Let's say we had jobs, and money, a place to live, and futures--how different would our lives really be?'

Rodin's 'The Thinker' imagines himself as Rodin's 'The Kiss'.

No Easy Answers

'Humans are odd. They feed animals but let their own kids die of hunger.'

"It's possible I suppose, but not before the strong have stripped it of everything worth having of course!"

Map of universe as situated within the human mind.

Mall Or Manger.

Rising Tide of Consumer Indifference.

'What does Easter mean to you?'

Beggar lying on street hold sign reading: INERTIA.

"Probably trying to decide which sports channel to watch."

"Oh, don't worry about me, I'm fine!"

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, my AA sponsor walks into mine."

Senior Thoughts (you should ignore)

"Sure I embrace irrational homophobia. It distracts me from the problems that affect my life and I'm powerless to influence."

"I wished for less wishful thinking and greater critical thinking."

'It is a highly contagious disease which results in much suffering and there is no known cure.'

"Brenda's always been a bit of a worrier."

U.S. Supreme Court

Hallucination Society Notice: You are Not Here

"Maybe he's waving and drowning."

"Making a bad choice would be better than having no choice at all."

"Dream of a jackpot win on the lottery? Nah. . . I'd still know I was me."

Man absent-mindedly drops change into a homeless person's cup.

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

'Darn! - Don't you hate it when you forget what you were meditating about?'

A man shows how terror attacks affect him.

If God were OCD

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"I'm leaving my subconscious to science."

"You haven't said 'Thank You' once."

"Carbon credit for your thoughts."

"He grew up in a fishbowl."