Spirited Philosopher Mugs

"Finally - a faith-based initiative I can embrace."

Vineyard Tasting Room. I've overheard adults say "it was the wine talking." Maybe this place is haunted.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

At the 2021 Religious Games

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

George Orwell

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Beyond the known and the unknown.

Et in Arcadia Ego

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

"Nihilistic customer service"

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

Free speech isn't cheap!

'Okay - who leaked?'

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

"Don't believe in labels."

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'