Spirited Scholar Mugs

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

Divinity School - Authorized Parsons Only

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Burning the midnight oil.

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

'It's my application to Harvard...'

The Giamatti era

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

A girl climbs a ladder of books

Academics at the Beach

Sign by school library reads: 'Passing Lane'

"I can't wait to get home and insult my parents from a position of authority."

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

Gone Lecturin'

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

"You got 136? It says here you're genius if you get a 132."

"Finally - a faith-based initiative I can embrace."

'Nothing against you, but I'm thinking about going back for my master's.'

Doppler scores with his blue suit.

The Lecture.

Giambattista Vico

David Starkey

"I'm afraid I'm a work in progress - 2 grades forward and 1 grade back."

"My report is on a man ahead of his time: Email Zola."

'You'll never get anywhere in life with a diligent attitude like that!'