Joyful Scholar Mugs

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I should be a writer when I grow up...

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"Finally...school starts next week."

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

"This is quite a surprising discovery."

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Stop the clowning, Johnson. The final isn't going to be all that bad."

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

"I was master of all I surveyed... then they hit me with second grade."

"I'll look into it, but you're still in the first grade. Normally, they don't give student loans until you're in college."

Academics at the Beach

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

Sign by school library reads: 'Passing Lane'

"I can't wait to get home and insult my parents from a position of authority."

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

Divinity School - Authorized Parsons Only

"Papi, I'm writing my resume!"

Doppler scores with his blue suit.