"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."
Spirited Scholar Gifts
Seeking a gift for a spirited scholar? Our collection features clever and inspiring items that blend creativity with intellect, making them ideal for students, educators, or lifelong learners eager to celebrate their love of knowledge and the arts.
Divinity School - Authorized Parsons Only
I should be a writer when I grow up...
Burning the midnight oil.
"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."
'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'
The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style
"Graduation day at kite flying school."
'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'
'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'
'It's my application to Harvard...'
The Giamatti era
"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."
"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"
"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"
Planetary Science. What do we call the study of gas giants in space? Gastronomy.
'My parents couldn't afford to send me to college, so they let me spend a night at a Ramada.'
"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."
"I went to college knowing I wanted to be an astronaut. My parents had only a third-grade education. But they were good teachers. They taught me the importance of hard work...of perseverance...of not being afraid to dream."
Academics at the Beach
A girl climbs a ladder of books
Sign by school library reads: 'Passing Lane'
"I can't wait to get home and insult my parents from a position of authority."
'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'
Gone Lecturin'
"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"
H. J. Eysenck
"You got 136? It says here you're genius if you get a 132."
Doppler scores with his blue suit.
'Nothing against you, but I'm thinking about going back for my master's.'
"Finally - a faith-based initiative I can embrace."
The Lecture.
"I'm afraid I'm a work in progress - 2 grades forward and 1 grade back."
Giambattista Vico
David Starkey
Spirited Scholar Gifts Collection
Spirited Scholar Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for spirited scholars—shine a light on their love for learning with witty and inspiring designs.
Spirited Scholar Pillows
Find pillows that combine comfort and inspiration, perfect for spirited scholars wanting a touch of motivation in their space.
Spirited Scholar Prints
Browse our art prints that celebrate creativity and curiosity, ideal for adding an inspiring touch to any scholar’s room.
Spirited Scholar T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts specially made for spirited scholars who love to wear their passion for knowledge and creativity with pride.