Studious Spirit Gifts

Rob The Grinder reading with Captain Cuttle

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

"Sure, Mom's eager to get us back to school, but she could have stopped the car!"

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."

Sign by school library reads: 'Passing Lane'

"They came home and got straight on with their homework - apparently it's the latest craze."

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

Divinity School - Authorized Parsons Only

'Mum, Dad, I've downgraded my academic forecast.'

Start of the school year

Back to School.

Doppler scores with his blue suit.

Pirate Schools

School Open.

Starting School

'Nothing against you, but I'm thinking about going back for my master's.'

"Baldo, are you translating for Marco?"

She's been teaching too long!

"The swim team is really feeling those school budget cuts."

"I'm afraid I'm a work in progress - 2 grades forward and 1 grade back."