Studious Spirit Pillows

Rob The Grinder reading with Captain Cuttle

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Back to school.

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

Planetary Science. What do we call the study of gas giants in space? Gastronomy.

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

"Sure, Mom's eager to get us back to school, but she could have stopped the car!"

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."

Sign by school library reads: 'Passing Lane'

Start of the school year

'Mum, Dad, I've downgraded my academic forecast.'

Divinity School - Authorized Parsons Only

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

"They came home and got straight on with their homework - apparently it's the latest craze."

'I'm still trying to decide if I should join the workforce or get my masters in staying.'

Back to School.

H. J. Eysenck

School Open.

Starting School

Doppler scores with his blue suit.

"Baldo, are you translating for Marco?"

'Nothing against you, but I'm thinking about going back for my master's.'

Pirate Schools

She's been teaching too long!

"The swim team is really feeling those school budget cuts."