Humble Philosopher Gifts

'Still musn't grumble it could be worse!'

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"Could I ask just one question?"

Playdough's The Republic

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

Beyond the known and the unknown.

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"I just haven't been feeling very omnipotent lately."

Philosopher trading cards.

'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'

A young positivist.

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

Young Galileo

Life on Earth - maths advice.

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.