Humble Philosopher Prints

'Still musn't grumble it could be worse!'

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"Could I ask just one question?"

Bless me father, for I have sinned...my brother did it.'

Playdough's The Republic

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

George Orwell

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"I just haven't been feeling very omnipotent lately."

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

Philosopher trading cards.

'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'

A young positivist.

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

Life on Earth - maths advice.

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

Young Galileo

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.