Solar Storyteller Gifts

Sun and the Moon step out.

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Local News in Heaven

How Glaciations Begin

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

"Shoulda brought the weed."

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

'They wanna know how many we seen tonight. How many you seen, Roy?' 'Well, here's quite a few tonight, Carl.'

'NASA is never going to believe this!'

Oops! Maybe we better make the chicken first.

"This plaque shows nine planets, but their transmissions say their system has eight."

"We used your unsold copies to build a tree, but it's not the same."

John takes a personivacation.

Crouching God Hidden Buddha

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

"So much for eternal rest."

"I've made a discovery about our universe! It turns out you aren't the center of it Tim."

He's very defensive about his personal space.

'She loved me...'

You always keep the same face turned this way --- Don't you trust me?

"I'll call it 'Saturn'. Hey - that's got a nice ring to it. . !"

'I was chatting with Krog when, out of the blue, that thing fell on him.'

The dark side of the moon

Gods has caged angel as pet.

How moons are born...

"It was a dark and stormy night...."

"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand in our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."