Solar Storyteller Mugs

Sun and the Moon step out.

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Local News in Heaven

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

How Glaciations Begin

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

"Shoulda brought the weed."

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

'They wanna know how many we seen tonight. How many you seen, Roy?' 'Well, here's quite a few tonight, Carl.'

'NASA is never going to believe this!'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

"This plaque shows nine planets, but their transmissions say their system has eight."

John takes a personivacation.

"We used your unsold copies to build a tree, but it's not the same."

Crouching God Hidden Buddha

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

"So much for eternal rest."

"I've made a discovery about our universe! It turns out you aren't the center of it Tim."

How moons are born...

"I'll call it 'Saturn'. Hey - that's got a nice ring to it. . !"

Gods has caged angel as pet.

'I was chatting with Krog when, out of the blue, that thing fell on him.'

The dark side of the moon

'She loved me...'

"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand in our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."

"It was a dark and stormy night...."