Galactic Storyteller Mugs

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"We only got six days of funding."

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"Eat my dust!"

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

Local News in Heaven

'Which one is named after me?'

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

How Glaciations Begin

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Phoenix

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

Santa CGI Effect

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"There's a cure—but it's light-years away."

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

"Shoulda brought the weed."

Sun and the Moon step out.

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"Are there space-babes?"