Cosmic Storytellers Mugs

Discover mugs that celebrate cosmic storytellers with witty designs and space-inspired art. Perfect for fueling their creative mornings and stargazing thoughts, these mugs bring a touch of universe magic to any coffee or tea break.

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12 billion years ago...4 billion years ago.

12 billion years ago...4 billion years ago. mockup

12 billion years ago...4 billion years ago.

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"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?" mockup

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

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"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?" mockup

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

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'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!' mockup

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

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Local News in Heaven

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"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after." mockup

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

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Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

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How Glaciations Begin

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"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!" mockup

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

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'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.' mockup

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

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"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said." mockup

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

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"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story." mockup

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

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"Shoulda brought the weed."

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Sun and the Moon step out.

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'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...' mockup

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

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'They wanna know how many we seen tonight. How many you seen, Roy?' 'Well, here's quite a few tonight, Carl.'

'They wanna know how many we seen tonight. How many you seen, Roy?' 'Well, here's quite a few tonight, Carl.' mockup

'They wanna know how many we seen tonight. How many you seen, Roy?' 'Well, here's quite a few tonight, Carl.'

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'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.' mockup

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

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'NASA is never going to believe this!' mockup

'NASA is never going to believe this!'

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"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!" mockup

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

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Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.' mockup

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

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"This plaque shows nine planets, but their transmissions say their system has eight."

"This plaque shows nine planets, but their transmissions say their system has eight." mockup

"This plaque shows nine planets, but their transmissions say their system has eight."

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Crouching God Hidden Buddha

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The Raven - The Study at Night

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"Sadie, they found a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. That makes way over 1,000 planets we've discovered in my lifetime." "It must be exciting for you, discovering there are 1,000 worlds full of people who can't possibly know what a doofus you are." "...Unless they've got telescopes." "It is exciting. Now I know how you must've felt when Oog the Caveman discovered Venus." "I see you're bringing what passes for your 'A-game' today."

"Sadie, they found a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. That makes way over 1,000 planets we've discovered in my lifetime." "It must be exciting for you, discovering there are 1,000 worlds full of people who can't possibly know what a doofus you are." "...Unless they've got telescopes." "It is exciting. Now I know how you must've felt when Oog the Caveman discovered Venus." "I see you're bringing what passes for your 'A-game' today."

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