Solar System Storyteller Mugs

How moons are born...

"Is it that bad?"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

The Origins of Everything

Local News in Heaven

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

How Glaciations Begin

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

'A new musical - Einstein's quest - rehearsal'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"There's a cure—but it's light-years away."

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

Sun and the Moon step out.

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

'They wanna know how many we seen tonight. How many you seen, Roy?' 'Well, here's quite a few tonight, Carl.'

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

'NASA is never going to believe this!'

Oops! Maybe we better make the chicken first.

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

Isaac Newton and the Apple Tree

"This plaque shows nine planets, but their transmissions say their system has eight."

Crouching God Hidden Buddha

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

"So much for eternal rest."

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

The Raven - The Study at Night

"I've made a discovery about our universe! It turns out you aren't the center of it Tim."