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Bookcase at the Beach.

"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand in our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

The one that got away

Fishing with God

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

"He's a keeper!"

'It was this big. I swear'

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"I can't tell you how it ended. That would ruin the sequel."

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

'I win!'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

Punch&Judy/Counselling

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'Gee, Grandpa, you sure have a way with animals.'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

Sun and the Moon step out.

"I thought it was deeper here."

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'