Outdoor Reading Gifts

Book Igloo

"Put him down you monster."

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Good News about winter

Sausages.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

How about going easy on the carbs

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

Problem Solving

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"What's that, girl? Melting ice are shifting water systems causing fish to change habitats, threatening coastal communities with rising sea levels, and causing permafrost in the Arctic to release more greenhouse gas?"

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

'Leader shy and angler wise I can put up with - it's the darn insolence that bothers me.'

Stories about crumbs

"My doctor told me to get more exercise by walking a pet, but he didn't specify it had to be a dog."

'Hey, Henry,I've got an idea'

Reading in a hammock.

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

"Your stomach keeps growlin', Zeke!"