Reading By The Fire Gifts

Good News about winter

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Harsh Mellows.

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

'I've heard of cooking the books... but how did you rotisserie them and why?'

"And that's when they left for vacation!"

Book Igloo

If it's any consolation, you burned the bejeezus out of his finger.

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

Scents and Scentsibility. Jane Austen.

Prehistoric Pop-Up Books Club

'Sunning ourselves works alright, but nothing beats a good fire to really warm you up...'

Thoughts of Fall

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

E-Books.

'Finished! You see, I'm not slow at everything: I'm a great speed-reader...'

The Winter Chimney Cleaner

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'

'Well yes, I think it does matter whether the moon is the wrong way round!'

"The Corona Diaries"

'How to Eat while Reading' and 'How to Read while Eating'.

Soon to be a major nuclear facility.

Paul and Mrs. Pipchin

The clock-side in the chimney-corner

Grim Reaper reading a book in front of fire

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.

'It just turned tomorrow.'

Romance Novels

'Gesundheit.'

Reading in Bed.

Santa crawling out of log burning stove.

If you're going to scream every time a kid yells cannonball, you're not coming with me anymore.

What are you doing for Thanksgiving? Me? Big plans. Traveling to see the folks. Huge feast. Turkey, mountains of cranberry sauce – all in front of a big fireplace. You? HOJ. Ordering pizza with you at your place. No anchovies.

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