Leisure Reader Gifts

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

"By God, this year on my vacation I'm going to read a book!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

On holiday.

Easter Island legs

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'That was fun!'

Church for sports worshipers.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"I AM at my usual position."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Man fishing with large bait

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."