Vacation Reader Gifts

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

'Back home! Now I can get on with my holiday reading.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

Segregated Beach

Energy saving mode

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

No early morning tea past this landing

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"You've been in long enough! Two more dives then out!"

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

'Well at least they afforded me the courtesy of not using email,'

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

The Queen on holiday

Inbox and outbox for books

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

'I realize it's been ten years... but I promised I wouldn't come back from vacation until I was fully relaxed.'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.