Summer Vacation Reader Gifts

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Bring your own inflatable.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'He lives for his holidays.'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Build a Raft

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Marshmallows

'Are we there yet?'

'How very Cumbria.'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

Try me/try me/try me...

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'