Summer Reader Gifts

Summer Reading

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

101 Reasons to Read More. If you only read one book this summer, I'd recommend this one.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

On holiday.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Freshest ice cream in town!

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

French wine

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

Fish snorkling above water.

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Sunbathing in the park

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Stonehenge Sandcastle

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

A crab with a utility knife claw

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'