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Summer Reading

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

On holiday.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Freshest ice cream in town!

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

French wine

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

Fish snorkling above water.

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Sunbathing in the park

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

A crab with a utility knife claw

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

Stonehenge Sandcastle

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."