Pleasure Reader Gifts

'I'm with the Campus Police, ma'am... we had a tip than someone in this dorm may be reading for pleasure.'

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Multi-Generational Books

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

'It's baseball season!'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

The Book Lover

Love Birds love dancing together

"Life after death"

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

"Way too much tongue!"

Trivia/Great Literature.

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

Upper West Side Story

"Just the slippers is fine!"

'Bront?saurus.'

My husband doesn´t understand you.

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

Love birds: 'How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.'

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

Jane Austen

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

Books*. *Batteries not included.

'What are you staring at? . . . Please save me from the English majors.'

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"