Pleasure Reader Pillows

'I'm with the Campus Police, ma'am... we had a tip than someone in this dorm may be reading for pleasure.'

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Multi-Generational Books

'It's baseball season!'

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

Love Birds love dancing together

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

The Book Lover

"Life after death"

"Way too much tongue!"

Trivia/Great Literature.

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

Upper West Side Story

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

"Just the slippers is fine!"

'Bront?saurus.'

Love birds: 'How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.'

My husband doesn´t understand you.

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

Jane Austen

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

'What are you staring at? . . . Please save me from the English majors.'

Bookworm Romance