Playful Reader Pillows

The incredible Journey to the Centre of the Earth

'... and then Peter was Mr. McGregor...'

Silly me: I'm holding my book the right way up...

"I know it's my turn, but please continue."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Multi-Generational Books

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

"Life after death"

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

"At least she's reading."

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

"Think about the perks. You learn to read, you get a pre-approved library card!"

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

'Caution: Channeling Haruki Murakami.'

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

Maybe the kids shouldn't watch the evening news.

Mountaineering section

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

Stephen King

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

Large Print Book

Kid Reads "The Little Tibetan Book Of The Dead"