Playful Reader Pillows

The incredible Journey to the Centre of the Earth

'... and then Peter was Mr. McGregor...'

Silly me: I'm holding my book the right way up...

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Multi-Generational Books

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"Life after death"

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

"At least she's reading."

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

'Caution: Channeling Haruki Murakami.'

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

"Think about the perks. You learn to read, you get a pre-approved library card!"

Stephen King

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

Mountaineering section

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

Large Print Book

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

'How 'bout finishing the story, mom. It's past dad's bedtime.'

Kid Reads "The Little Tibetan Book Of The Dead"

Witch in bed reading: 'The Joy of Hex'.