Playful Readers Gifts

Multi-Generational Books

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Life after death"

'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"At least she's reading."

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

Tips on how to reduce those unsightly crow's feet.

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

The Book Club

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

"Think about the perks. You learn to read, you get a pre-approved library card!"

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

Kid Reads "The Little Tibetan Book Of The Dead"

Large Print Book

'How 'bout finishing the story, mom. It's past dad's bedtime.'

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

'Certainly not, Philip! And calling me Babe will get you nowhere!'

"We no longer shelve gay fiction separately. It's been assimilated."

"Is the screen lock on? When I turn the book, the text doesn't reorient itself."

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

'I'm with the Campus Police, ma'am... we had a tip than someone in this dorm may be reading for pleasure.'

'... and then Peter was Mr. McGregor...'

Sleeping man uses his beard as a book mark.

The Early Bird

1984: 'I don't know -- probably some historical novel.'

A spider drops down from the ceiling to read a man's book on flies.