Playful Readers Gifts

Multi-Generational Books

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

"Life after death"

'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"At least she's reading."

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

The Book Club

Tips on how to reduce those unsightly crow's feet.

"Think about the perks. You learn to read, you get a pre-approved library card!"

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

'Certainly not, Philip! And calling me Babe will get you nowhere!'

Large Print Book

'How 'bout finishing the story, mom. It's past dad's bedtime.'

Kid Reads "The Little Tibetan Book Of The Dead"

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

"We no longer shelve gay fiction separately. It's been assimilated."

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

The Early Bird

Sleeping man uses his beard as a book mark.

"Is the screen lock on? When I turn the book, the text doesn't reorient itself."

'... and then Peter was Mr. McGregor...'

'I'm with the Campus Police, ma'am... we had a tip than someone in this dorm may be reading for pleasure.'

A spider drops down from the ceiling to read a man's book on flies.