Fun Reading Gifts

"They came to give us policy advice!"

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Multi-Generational Books

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

'We're looking for someone who is willing to just do their job.'

Apricots

A man and his dog both reading.

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

Examination.

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

'Next time the pastor asks if you know what his sermon was about, the answer is not about three hours.'

'...and don't think I didn't see that flying tackle.'

"First of all, kudos on landing a corner office."

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'I sort of drifted into this...I always wanted to do children's gymkhanas.'

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

"Would you mind if my new friend Ted joins us?

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

"In school I got punished for copying, yet now it's all I'm asked to do."

"Yes, I know darling, getting a sore throat is bad: it really hurts to swallow..."

"Can you give me some you haven't chewed on already."

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

'I perched on Blackbeard's shoulder for three years, then went to work for Long-John Silver...'

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

'Excluding our little granddaughter who called me 'orrible old smellypops!'

"Well, do you have proof it wasn't bigfoot?